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Sell, who keeps refusing to hitch the native RSA, has been on a NZ pension for the explanation that age of 60 and has thus far cost the NZ government more than $300,000. A local reports listening to that a big turtle that turned stranded on the reef at Mitiaro ended up within the pot and being chewed up by locals. No word yet on what happened to the shell. Chooks anticipate candidates to be lining up four deep to apply for that just lately marketed job on Muri seaside managing the operation of the latest addition to the tourism exercise portfolio.

Bonny Prince Willie must be invited to open the new building and mate Kate ought to be presented with another TAV costume. The Chinese Navy might flip as much as showcase their new aircraft service and do a fly past while the sailors march downtown. The PM may sing a track and the Tourism Minister could break into somewhat jig. Most silent MP-J Marurai/ W Pickering joint winners. MP most probably not to declare he's standing-Vavia.

Perhaps the members of the taskforce are in rehab suffering from after shock. Minor crisis for the PM simply again from overseas and because of attend the ceremonial opening of parliament! Seems he flew in with out his suitcase containing his most closely fits. Popular eatery for us chooks seeking up-market crumbs has just become off limits! Just as a end result of some pesky human worker is alleged to have slipped up on some chook doo dah injuring her knees! The proof was shaky chooks, a claim of skid marks and residue doo dah however where is the DNA evidence?

The telephone was minimize off till the consumer fronted with the moolah. Rumour is all HOMs will soon be informed, in the event that they haven’t already, that their jobs will quickly be history as government prepares to consolidate the common public service into just 5 tremendous ministries. Word on the throbbing taro jungle tom toms picked up on the ear drums of Big Red is that a major improvement will be introduced soon. It will take everyone unexpectedly and the scale of it'll knock your socks off based on Big Red.

An amazing medical breakthrough has been announced chooks! Our much traveled politicians have succumbed to a mystery virus! But not to fear, it’s treatable. With our politicians traveling regularly mainly in enterprise or economic system class, two varieties have been discovered, Travel-buga-risus Class-Biz-ni-situs and Travel- buga-risus Class E-cono-meesus. However, the PM has been stricken with a 3rd and powerful strand, much more virulent than the opposite two, “Travel-buga-risis-777.” The cure? Avoid all air travel for a minimum of one year.

This means our delegation of 14 spent plenty of time and effort solely to hear that the massive boys had agreed amongst themselves, behind closed doors, to a deal benefiting them however not us. It’s a bit just like the All Blacks walloping the Mongoose team. Word is authorities is to invite US Secretary of State Hilary Clinton to make a whistle cease tour of the Cook Islands following her official visit to Kiwi Land next yr. Last Friday a government quake sent a tsunami of types through a number of authorities Ministries sweeping out Shofan from MFEM, some staff from Aid Management and the boss of MOIP! Word though is the boss of MOIP actually resigned and the whisper is it is over the dealing with of the Aitutaki aftermath.

It is believed the Ports Authority may have asked somebody to take away the tank. MOIP it seems put out a young for the tank. Then, mysteriously, the tank disappeared. Enquiries manufactured from the highest line safety guards on the wharf gate revealed a truck had carried the tank away from the wharf and it may now be someplace in Betela.

Quietly file the report away and hope the whole thing will go away. What about doing the first rate thing? What about an apology to the fellow? Is this how we wish the Islamic nations to view us? And all of the talk of the fellow’s firms shutting down.

Big Red has heard the excessive flyer couldn't afford the additional $600 to upgrade to enterprise on the next flight so he has needed to return to base! Some imports chooks may be cheaper than the native product however that isn't the purpose. When local produce is purchased, there’s an excellent probability most of the money made by the grower, supplier and seller will remain in the country and perhaps create jobs for locals. Soon will in all probability be obligatory for every bikie to wear a helmet regardless.

One method to reduce the thefts and dangerous behavior is to put more coppers on the roads at night time particularly late at night. Local residents can alert the coppers to the spots the place dashing occurs. It is senseless to place nearly all of the coppers on duty through the day when little occurs.

If just 50 cars had been scrapped, with each automotive valued at about $25,000 and costing $10,000 a 12 months to run, that’s saving of $1,750,000. Here’s an much more radical concept chooks! All local pensioners to receive the NZ pension! We import $100 million worth of products from NZ every year! There are less than four,000 pensions anyway so NZ can afford it! Most of our individuals are already on the NZ pension so what’s another 4,000?